The Counterfeit Stones

It's phoney rock 'n' roll and you'll like it!

Why pay a fortune to see ants in a stadium when for a fraction of the price you can get up close and smell the faking brilliance of the Counterfeit Stones – described as Rolling Stones’ hooky masterpiece.



Their latest fast shuffle promises yet another night of pure, unadulterated Copy-Rock. Now in their 33rd year, these prank-stars continue to deliver the best “mock ‘n’ roll” show on the circuit. Packed with big hits, retro fashion, vintage guitars and a huge dollop of “Spinal Tap” humour, it’s Satis-fiction guaranteed. So “Come On” all you Honky Tonks and Get Yer Doo Dahs Out!


IT’S PHONEY ROCK ‘N’ ROLL AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!


“The most famous Stones band in England”… SIR MICK JAGGER


“They’re hilarious”… JERRY HALL


“Four out of five stars”… THE TIMES


“Your contribution was much remarked upon”… BUCKINGHAM PALACE


“Better than the originals”… THE GUARDIAN


“They brought back my youth”… SIR TIM RICE


Dates
Sat 21 Mar 2026
Prices
Tickets £26* | £28* | £32*
Access £26*

*+70p QNext fee
Access Details

A limited number of free Essential Companion tickets are available for patrons aged 14 and over with disability-related access needs. All children under 14 must be accompanied by a paying adult (18+) at all performances.

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Sat 21 Mar 2026
7.30pm

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