We’re Not Getting A Dog* (*A Show Mostly Not About Dogs)

This is a story about passive aggressive letter writing, early morning jet washing and making a house a home.

This is a story about passive aggressive letter writing, early morning jet washing and making a house a home. It’s about those who live, laugh and love meters from us, but who really, we barely know at all.


A couple run through the rain to catch a bus.

A man stares at a blank laptop screen in desperation.

A woman opens an envelope to find a photo inside.

A new house on a new street with new neighbours.


A roughly seventy-two minute show, read from a little black book, by a scruffy, bearded, glasses-wearing man in a red check shirt and black jeans who does not own a pressure washer.


A new storytelling show** by Sam Freeman (Every Little Hope You Ever Dreamed, Every Time I Close My Eyes).


**This show has minimal references to dogs.


Dates
Mon 16 Mar 2026
Prices
Tickets £8*

*+70p QNext fee
Running Time
72 minutes
Access Details


A limited number of Essential Companion tickets are available for patrons aged 14 and over who require assistance with disability-related access needs.



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Mon 16 Mar 2026
8.00pm

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