The Scummy Mummies: Hot Mess

Helen and Ellie are BACK with a brand new comedy show that will have you laughing till you wee. From menopause to mansplaining, teenagers to Tinder, no subject is safe. Featuring brand new songs, sketches, stand-up, and of course, sparkly new catsuits. Bring your mates, bring your mum, bring your partner if they’re feeling brave enough… It’s a big Scummy party!

“Highly recommended!” ★★★★★ – One4Review
“Very funny” – The Guardian
“Hilarious” – Broadway Baby

Comedy Club 4 Kids

Since 2005, the Comedy Club 4 Kids has been getting the best stand-ups, sketch acts and cabaret stars to do their thing for an audience of children (aged 6+) and their families… but without the rude bits! The show is family-friendly but without any patronising idiocy. In fact, it’s just like a normal comedy club, but it’s on during the day, kids are allowed in, and thus there is a higher-than-usual chance of the entire audience claiming to be called Bob.
Twenty years later, 
the company has expanded from one London residency to being countrywide, running shows and workshops all over the UK from Peebles to Portsmouth, even producing a book on how to write and perform stand-up, and hosting our own Radio Nonsense podcast to bring the sillies to families all over the world. 

Monty Python and the Foley Grail!

Grab your coconuts and go on a quest for the Holy Grail.. (or Foley Grail, if you will!)

Upon your arrival, you will be handed a package of foley-delights. Follow your cue-master to add live sound effects – en masse – and make one of the most laugh-out-loud films of all time even funnier!

Released in 1975, Monty Python’s Holy Grail is a comedy masterpiece and cult classic. King Arthur, King of the Britons, faces a multitude of obstacles, including the tenacious Knights of Ni, a rude Frenchman and a killer rabbit on his quest to find the Grail.

This is a silly screening for silly people. We encourage you to dress for the occasion, shout out your favourite lines and arrive upon your invisible horse.

Film certificate: 12A.

This film event is brought to you by Compass Presents.

Live at Queen’s Theatre: Laughter Unleashed

We’re bringing a superb selection of comedy talent all under one roof! You’ve seen them on TV, now come and witness their hilarity up close. It’s guaranteed to be a night full of unfiltered, unedited jokes with a world-class line-up! So round up your friends and family and treat yourself to an uplifting night of laughter! You deserve it!

Acts:
Axel Blake (Winner – Britains Got Talent, Comedy Central Live)
Rachel Fairburn (BBC Live At The Apollo, All Killa No Filla)
Preet Singh (British Comedian of the Year Semi Finalist, BBC AN)
Elliot Steel (Comedy Central, BBC)
Larry Dean (BBC Live at the Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Big Show, Mock the Week)

Live At The Queen’s Theatre is brought to you by LuvEntertainment, a multiple award-winning provider of comedy events since 2009.

LuvEntertainment comedy tours host memorable, quality shows all over the UK and feature the very best of established and new comedy talent – both homegrown and international. We also pride ourselves on presenting and championing comedians who appeal to comedy lovers of all ages.

Our events are the perfect place for a guaranteed fun night out where you can unwind, relax, and have a laugh with friends, family, or work colleagues.

Comedy Club May 2025

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!

Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

Age guidance 16+

Comedy Club June 2025

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!

Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

Age guidance 16+

Comedy Club July 2025

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!

Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

Age guidance 16+

Noises Off

A Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch, Les Théâtres de la Ville de Luxembourg, New Wolsey Theatre and Theatre by the Lake Production.

Follow a doomed theatre company as they desperately struggle to keep their show together as everything around them falls apart. The set won’t work, the cast can’t remember their lines, and company rifts are growing. Oh – and sardines… so many sardines.

From a frantic last-minute rehearsal, to a disastrously silent performance, all culminating in a spectacularly calamitous final show, it’s all just going wrong – but the show must go on!

Written by the multi-award-winning British novelist and playwright Michael Frayn, this is a new production of one of the greatest comedies ever written.

Age guidance: 12+

★★★★ “A jaw-dropping sensation” Broadway Baby
★★★★ “Audiences will laugh until they cry” Broadway World
★★★★ “A comic masterpiece” Theatre Cat

Comedy Club April 2025

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!

Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

Age guidance 16+

Rich Hall

Chin Music has two meanings. One is idle talk. The other is a brushback throw in baseball or cricket to intimidate the batter. Both describe Rich Hall’s comedy. Idle but intimidating. Sharp, quick, splenetic, and sublimely improvisational. If you’ve never seen him, you need to hustle down to your local venue and grab a seat because he never disappoints. Ever.

 

Age Guidance STRICTLY 14+

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