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Genre: Comedy
Loot
A bank robbery, a family funeral, and a coffin with a shocking secret – nothing is off limits in this mischievous comedy of chaos! When a daring heist goes spectacularly wrong, the money ends up in the most unlikely hiding place, and the lies begin to pile up fast. What follows is a whirlwind of cover-ups, confusion and sheer audacity as everyone scrambles to stay ahead.
Orton’s masterpiece is packed with razor-sharp dialogue, physical mayhem and twists that spiral towards the absurd. Daring, dark and unmissably funny, nothing is off limits in this mischievous comedy of chaos!
Attend our FREE pre-show Director’s Talk on Mon 23 Feb at 6.30pm. Book your space here.
✭✭✭✭✭ “A clever play with razor sharp dialogue, farcical situations, and completely over the top characters.” Southend Theatre Scene
“This outstanding production of Loot is a must-see” The Havering Daily
“We very much enjoyed seeing this version of Loot” Jupiter Hadley
“A sharp swipe at authority, religion, and respectability.” Stagedoor Joe
Loot – Touch Tour
A free pre-show touch tour for Loot. A touch tour is a hands-on pre-show experience where visually impaired audience members can feel the set, props, and costumes to get a sense of the show before it starts.
Loot – Theatre Club Meet and Greet
Comedy Club February 2026
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!
Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
Age guidance 16+
Comedy Club June 2026
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!
Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
Age guidance 16+
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Four Forty Theatre invite you into their outrageous take on Shakespeare’s most magical comedy. A Midsummer Night’s Dream follows runaway lovers, magical creatures, and a group of very determined actors who find themselves in over their heads.
With quick character changes, playful invention, and a sparkle of silliness, Four Forty transform the classic into a joyful night of theatre for audiences of all ages. Whether you’re a Shakespeare lover or brand new to his plays, this production brims with warmth, laughter, and unexpected surprises. It’s a summer dream brought vividly – and hilariously – to life.
Laugh Out Proud – Pride Month Special
This is night is all about giving acts and audiences alike a fun and friendly place to express themselves, kick back, have a laugh and good time in an inclusive and welcoming comedy club environment. Whether it’s comedy, cabaret or anything in between – Laugh Out Proud is the queer night out you’re looking for.
Laugh Out Proud in Hornchurch will feature the stand-up delights of Alice Frick, Kate Butch and all held together by host, comedy cabaret goddess Ada Campe!
All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.
Kate Butch is an award-winning British drag queen, stand-up comedian, and television personality. Known for her camp, quick-witted style, she gained widespread fame as a breakout star on RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Series 5 and as a competitor on RuPaul’s Drag Race UK vs The World.
Alice Frick is a comedian, actress, writer and producer, originally from Austria, based in London. Alice started stand-up in Austria in 2016 after winning an award (Grazer Kleinkunstvogel). She has been featured on a few TV shows in Germany (WDR, Comedy Central), and moved to Los Angeles where she started doing comedy in English. In 2010 Frick moved to London where she has set up her own comedy night, with an all-female line-up, to redress the gender balance on stage and support female comedians.
Ada Campe is an award-winning variety artiste, cabaret performer, comedian and magician with an eclectic portfolio. A member of The Magic Circle, Ada is also a sought-after MC, cabaret performer, and comedian across the UK circuit. In 2018 she won the prestigious Hackney Empire New Act of the Year Show (NATYS), and the Leicester Square Theatre Old Comedian of the Year competition. A year later she took the Edinburgh Festival Fringe by storm with Ada Campe and the Psychic Duck, which had rave reviews and a sold-out run.
Comedy Club March 2026
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!
Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
Age guidance 16+
Ms Amber Guity’s Drag Bingo June 2026
From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, returns to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch with her sell out Drag Bingo show.
Expect comedy, music, sing-a-longs, two full games of bingo and ridiculous prizes, in a drag bingo party you won’t want to miss.
