The Dinosaur That Pooped

When Danny and Dino’s favourite rock band are playing their last ever concert, they go on a quest to get the last two tickets. But with a villainous band manager lurking, nothing goes to plan. Will the band perform? Will Danny rock out? Or will Dino’s rumbling tummy save the day?

Adapted from the number 1 best-selling books by Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter, the whole family will have a poopy good time enjoying a brand, new story for the stage. Featuring new songs by Tom and Dougie, a lot of laughs and a whole lot of poo!

Produced by Mark Thompson Productions Limited and Directed by Miranda Larson.

 

Create and Play – Animal Antics

Looking for something to keep the little ones occupied during half term? Why not leave them with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities. Our ‘Create and Play’ sessions are ideal for ages 4 – 6 year olds (children outside of this age range are unable to attend). Each session is themed around a popular children’s story and includes a craft activity to take home.

Create and Play – Under the Sea

Looking for something to keep the little ones occupied during half term? Why not leave them with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities. Our ‘Create and Play’ sessions are ideal for ages 4 – 6 year olds (children outside of this age range are unable to attend). Each session is themed around a popular children’s story and includes a craft activity to take home.

Create and Play – Monster Mayhem

Looking for something to keep the little ones occupied during half term? Why not leave them with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities. Our ‘Create and Play’ sessions are ideal for ages 4 – 6 year olds (children outside of this age range are unable to attend). Each session is themed around a popular children’s story and includes a craft activity to take home.

Create and Play – Ghostly Ghouls

Looking for something to keep the little ones occupied during half term? Why not leave them with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities. Our ‘Create and Play’ sessions are ideal for ages 4 – 6 year olds (children outside of this age range are unable to attend). Each session is themed around a popular children’s story and includes a craft activity to take home.

 

On Your Bike Baffo

Get ready for big laughs as the lovable, bumbling Baffo returns in a riotous, cycle-themed clown show. Wondering how to blow up a tyre or ride a bike? Baffo’s got you covered… sort of. Expect wild stunts, ridiculous feats and plenty of belly laughs, all set to live music. It’s pure fun from the starting line to the finish.

“Little ones will enjoy it and adults will be laughing their socks off as well. Baffo is absolute genius.”Audience member
“Absolutely brilliant.”  – Parent

Age guidance 4-10 years.

Comedy Club 4 Kids

Since 2005, the Comedy Club 4 Kids has been getting the best stand-ups, sketch acts and cabaret stars to do their thing for an audience of children (aged 6+) and their families… but without the rude bits! The show is family-friendly but without any patronising idiocy. In fact, it’s just like a normal comedy club, but it’s on during the day, kids are allowed in, and thus there is a higher-than-usual chance of the entire audience claiming to be called Bob.

Twenty years later, the company has expanded from one London residency to being countrywide, running shows and workshops all over the UK from Peebles to Portsmouth, even producing a book on how to write and perform stand-up, and hosting our own Radio Nonsense podcast to bring the sillies to families all over the world.

 

Living Things Wildlife Show

Come and see how our animals behave in the wild, watch our meerkats standing on guard, see our sugar gliders glide from tree to tree and many more!

Join in the excitement and come face to face with the wonderful world of Living Things. The animal wildlife show educates your children in a hands-on, visual, fun and exciting way.

All of the animals are rescued, and their stories and backgrounds are taught on the show. The animal wildlife show consists of an array of animals taking you on an adventure interacting and watching the animals in a very wild way. For more information on the show, or to see the legal documents visit http://www.living-things.co.uk/wildlife-shows/

We cannot guarantee certain animals’ appearances.

 

Mr Sleepybum’s Dream Machine

Mr Sleepybum is sad. He can’t dream. To solve this problem, he invents a machine that magically brings dreams to life, featuring dinosaurs, robots, car chases, the world’s largest blanket, and much more!

This award-winning interactive show is filled with sketches, slapstick, and silliness, ensuring maximum fun for the whole family.

★★★★ ‘Wonderfully bouncy show…Kids are left in stitches.’ – The List
★★★★ ‘Kids are riotously entertained’ – Three Weeks
★★★★ ‘Kids erupted in bouts of laughter’ – One4Review

Suggested age guidance 3-8 years.

Papalarny The Magic Man – Jan 2027

His mad magic show and fun-loving sense of humour has even the youngest of children shrieking with laughter. The children and their parents find his slapstick, “Tom and Jerry” style magic routines compelling and addictive to watch.

His eccentric suit, Spiderman shirt and teddy bear shoes reflect Papalarny’s personality perfectly, bringing smiles and giggles to the children’s faces on their first encounter with him. His wacky magic show is complemented by a dazzling mini-disco party (one hour parties or longer) to get the children singing and dancing and enjoy an abundance of snow and bubbles.

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