A show by Jack about jokes. Who doesn’t like jokes? If your answer to that question is “Me!” then steer well clear of this show.
Celebrating 40 years in standup comedy, Jack takes us on a memoir of all his favourite old stories. Jokes and funny anecdotes have intrigued Jack for as long as he can remember. Now he has assembled the best of them to form a new show that offers a glimpse of the influences that led him into and helped shape his comedy career. Guaranteed no new material.
Book tickets for the main show here.
Join us for a fun and friendly evening filled with music, tricky questions, seasonal cheer and plenty of laughs. Whether you’re a pro quizzer or simply looking for a great night out, gather your team and compete for the top spot.
Your ticket includes a welcome drink and a Mince Pie, so you can celebrate the season in style while putting your general knowledge to the test. Plus, there’ll be a fundraising raffle with fantastic prizes generously donated by local businesses.
Come along for the quiz, enjoy the Christmas cheer and help support your local theatre.
Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch is a registered charity, so every ticket, raffle entry and donation helps support the Theatre and its future. Ticket sales alone don’t cover the true cost of keeping our doors open. Your support helps us support artists and young people, work with local communities, make theatre accessible and bring great experiences to audiences for generations to come.
A few things to know:
Tables seat 6–8 people. Groups of five or fewer may be seated with other quizzers – a great chance to meet new people.
Only food and drink purchased at Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch may be consumed on the premises.
We are a cashless venue, but can accept cash donations and cash for raffle tickets during the event.
Jinlong presents the Chinese New Year Extravaganza 2027 – a spectacular celebration filled with vibrant colours, dazzling performances, awe-inspiring artistry and plenty of fun for the whole family!
Touring theatres across the UK, this sensational production brings one of the biggest celebrations in the Chinese calendar to life on stage, welcoming the Year of the Sheep with an unforgettable fusion of tradition, culture and entertainment.
Be enchanted by the joyous Lion Dance, marvel at breathtaking acrobatics, and experience a host of spectacular new acts alongside much-loved audience favourites. And, of course, keep an eye out for our mischievous pandas, bringing their own playful brand of PANDA-monium to the festivities!
With a kaleidoscope of Chinese cultural traditions, music, movement and spectacular entertainment, the Chinese New Year Extravaganza offers something for everyone – making it the perfect experience for families, friends and culture lovers of all ages.
Celebrate the Year of the Sheep with us and make this Chinese New Year a truly memorable occasion!
Book your tickets now and join Jinlong for a spectacular celebration like no other!
Following more than 200 performances worldwide, Theatre Re brings its explosive, powerful and joyous piece about what is left when memory is gone back to the UK for its landmark 10th Anniversary Season.
Since its 2017 premiere, The Nature of Forgetting has moved audiences from New York to Seoul, São Paulo to Shanghai, and played to sold-out houses across the US, China and beyond; establishing itself as one of the most powerful theatrical experiences of the past decade.
Tom is living with young onset dementia. We meet him as he prepares for his 55th birthday party and past memories come flooding back. Developed with Neuroscience Professor Kate Jeffery and the Alzheimer’s Society, The Nature of Forgetting is a life-affirming journey into a weakening mind, where fragmented does not have to mean defeated
As one of the UK’s leading visual theatre companies, Theatre Re combines original live music with striking visual performance to create deeply moving, non-verbal theatre about universal human challenges and the fragility of life.
★★★★★ ‘Incredible’ GQ Magazine
★★★★★ ‘Exquisitely beautiful and punishingly energetic’ The List
★★★★★ ‘Breath-taking and bold.’ Broadway World
Join Havering Changing for Centre Stage – a vibrant showcase of top Essex/East London deaf, disabled, and neuro-divergent talent! Dive into our scratch night: a relaxed evening of fresh ideas, short works-in-progress, live feedback, food, music, performances, and community fun.
This event will take place at MyPlace, 343 Dagnam Park Drive, Harold Hill, RM3 9EN
Scarecrow is bored with being stuck in his field, arms fixed wide. The crows are not scared of him anyway – in fact they have made a cosy nest in his hat.
When Farmer Geenie frees him by accident one day he discovers – hay! – he can finally move! He finds that the world around him is full of wonderful surprises and with Geenie’s help learns all about the birds and the bees, how to walk, dance, sing and find his place in the world.
What Geenie doesn’t know is that Scarecrow has a secret dream. He doesn’t really want to scare the crows. He wants to be like them, spread his arms wide and fly.
This is a show about discovering all the wonders of the world for the first time and how to live with them in harmony.
There are no words but it’s packed full of meaning, music and movement and a cavalcade of captivating costumes.
Dedicated to everyone who sometimes feels stuck-in-the-mud while wishing they could soar into the blue.
Ages 3+
Why pay a fortune to see ants in a stadium when for a fraction of the price you can get up close and smell the faking brilliance of the Counterfeit Stones – described as Rolling Stones’ hooky masterpiece.
Their latest fast shuffle promises yet another night of pure, unadulterated Copy-Rock. Now in their 33rd year, these prank-stars continue to deliver the best “mock ‘n’ roll” show on the circuit. Packed with big hits, retro fashion, vintage guitars and a huge dollop of “Spinal Tap” humour, it’s Satis-fiction guaranteed. So “Come On” all you Honky Tonks and Get Yer Doo Dahs Out!
IT’S PHONEY ROCK ‘N’ ROLL AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!
“The most famous Stones band in England”… SIR MICK JAGGER
“They’re hilarious”… JERRY HALL
“Four out of five stars”… THE TIMES
“Your contribution was much remarked upon”… BUCKINGHAM PALACE
“Better than the originals”… THE GUARDIAN
“They brought back my youth”… SIR TIM RICE
Direct from London’s West End, this is the world’s favourite George Michael celebration! Few shows have reached the dizzy heights of Fastlove, touring worldwide, selling over 500,000 tickets. Join us for one very special night as we celebrate the late great George Michael.
This show has it all, the power, emotion and star quality in this stunning production with full video and light show, as we respectfully recreate the soundtrack to your life. Playing all the hits, from Wham! right through his glittering career, including, Wake Me Up, Too Funky, Father Figure, Freedom, Faith, Knew You Were Waiting, Careless Whisper and more.
Leave your 9 to 5 worries at the door and get ready as – for one night only – we celebrate the Kings and Queens of country music. Join us for a very special evening, celebrating country superstar royalty. Enjoy the very biggest country songs of all time; 9 to 5, The Gambler, Walk the Line, Ring of Fire, King of the Road, Crazy, Rhinestone Cowboy, Jolene, Dance the Night Away, Walkin’ after Midnight and more.
The stars of our hit show Islands in the Stream return in this brand-new production that’s now BIGGER than ever! It’s a night like no other – join us for a celebration, live on stage, of the music of a generation. . . in one night of Country Classics.
All children aged under 14 must be seated with an accompanying adult (18+) when watching a performance.
