Cally Beaton: Namaste Motherf*ckers

A quick-witted, unexpected and unapologetic insight into life in midlife.

Combining Cally’s comedic and storytelling prowess with extracts from her provocative, stereotype-busting book of the same name, the show has at its heart her own story of radical reinvention – taking her from meetings in boardrooms to treading the boards, thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers.


A funny show about a deadly serious subject, Namaste Motherf*ckers is a celebration of and for the female of the species. Invisible no more. The show celebrated an Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025 sell-out, and it will include a Q&A and meet-and-greet with Cally (who knows, Jeff the wonder dog may even be there too).


‘Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess’ ★★★★ The Scotsman

‘Original and clever’★★★★ The Arts Desk – pick of the Edinburgh Fringe

‘Gripping, perceptive and uplifting’ – Chortle

‘Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it’ – Time Out


Dates
Sat 4 Oct 2026
Prices
Tickets £24*

*+70p QNext fee
Running Time
140 minutes
Access Details

A limited number of Essential Companion tickets are available for patrons aged 14 and over who require assistance with disability-related access needs.

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Sun 04 Oct 2026
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