The Scummy Mummies: Greatest Hits

Join Ellie and Helen as they celebrate ten years of scumminess! For a decade now, the Scummy Mummies have been touring their hit comedy show to sold-out audiences around the country. Now they’re bringing all their most-loved songs, sketches, and stand-up together for a night that will make you laugh till you wee.
Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!

“Highly recommended! 5 stars” – One4Review
“Very funny” – The Guardian
“Hilarious” – Broadway Baby

 

James B Partridge presents: The Big Christmas Assembly!

Crack out the Christmas Jingles! Join James B Partridge (Primary School Assembly Bangers LIVE) for an evening of pure nostalgia, stepping back in time for some joyous singalong tunes from Christmases past.

You won’t have to sit cross legged by the tree waiting for Santa, but you will be encouraged to sing along! Full of festive musical surprises, throwback mashups and reflections on growing up at Christmas time.

 

All children aged under 14 must be seated with an accompanying adult (18+) when watching a performance.

The Makings of a Murderer 2: The Real Manhunter

Featuring Senior Investigating officer Colin Sutton, who caught serial killer Levi Bellfield and ‘Night Stalker’ Delroy Grant.

Join us for a chilling, thrilling night at the theatre as Colin, who was head of a Metropolitan Police murder squad tells us the stories of how he caught some of the UK’s most evil murderers.

In this all-new show, Colin; who the ITV drama series ‘Manhunt,’ played by Martin Clunes, is based on, will talk you through his remarkable career and what it is like to chase and catch a serial killer in a unique and one-off night at the theatre – for true crime fans and theatre goers alike.

The Makings of a Murderer 2 – A Crime Thriller night at the Theatre!

Touring Nationwide from Autumn 2024

 

The Great American Songbook

Andrew Linham is bringing a small jazz band of incredibly talented musicians to celebrate the wonderful repertoire found in the Great American Songbook. From American popular songs to jazz standards, these early 20th century pieces and have been reimagined and explored by countless jazz musicians through history.
Alongside Andrew’s love of original jazz music found in his big band and quartet, playing the hits from American yesteryear in a small band setting with vocalists reinterpreting these beautiful songs is always such a joy.

 

Down Memory Lane October 2024

A happy, nostalgic afternoon full of all your favourite melodies.
This hour-and-a-half-long performance includes a 20-minute break for a free cuppa and biscuit, served in the performance area for maximum convenience.
We understand that flexibility is very important for this performance. Please let us know if you have any requirements that we can assist you with.

Down Memory Lane November 2024

A happy, nostalgic afternoon full of all your favourite melodies.
This hour-and-a-half-long performance includes a 20-minute break for a free cuppa and biscuit, served in the performance area for maximum convenience.
We understand that flexibility is very important for this performance. Please let us know if you have any requirements that we can assist you with.

Down Memory Lane September 2024

A happy, nostalgic afternoon full of all your favourite melodies.
This hour-and-a-half-long performance includes a 20-minute break for a free cuppa and biscuit, served in the performance area for maximum convenience.
We understand that flexibility is very important for this performance. Please let us know if you have any requirements that we can assist you with.

Down Memory Lane December 2024

A happy, nostalgic afternoon full of all your favourite melodies.
This hour-and-a-half-long performance includes a 20-minute break for a free cuppa and biscuit, served in the performance area for maximum convenience.
We understand that flexibility is very important for this performance. Please let us know if you have any requirements that we can assist you with.

Down Memory Lane August 2024

A happy, nostalgic afternoon full of all your favourite melodies.
This hour-and-a-half-long performance includes a 20-minute break for a free cuppa and biscuit, served in the performance area for maximum convenience.
We understand that flexibility is very important for this performance. Please let us know if you have any requirements that we can assist you with.

Comedy Club November 2024

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!
Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

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