Comedy Club July 2024

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!

 

Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

Comedy Club January 2024

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!

Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

Papalarny The Magic Man

His mad magic show and fun-loving sense of humour has even the youngest of children shrieking with laughter. The children and their parents find his slapstick, “Tom and Jerry” style magic routines compelling and addictive to watch.

His eccentric suit, Spiderman shirt and teddy bear shoes reflect Papalarny’s personality perfectly, bringing smiles and giggles to the children’s faces on their first encounter with him. His wacky magic show is complemented by a dazzling mini-disco party (one hour parties or longer) to get the children singing and dancing and enjoy an abundance of snow and bubbles.

Thanks For The Memories

Join Neil Sands for his brand new matinee show. as he brings back more musical memories The Fabulous 40’s, The Rocking 50’s, The Swinging 60’s and The Sensational 70’s. In fact, everything from Vera Lynn to Abba with lots in between.

This brand new production for 2024 is guaranteed to have you singing along from start to finish with over 60 all time favourite songs that have been the timelines of our lives, bringing back so many happy memories of golden days past. This feel good afternoon is mixed with stunning voices, dazzling costumes, tons of good old fashioned fun, and a truly unique atmosphere that will brighten any day.

Rave On: The Ultimate 50s and 60s Experience

Charting the meteoric rise of Rock and Roll, Rave On is a thrilling tour through music’s most revolutionary decades. Prepare to be enthralled with an evening of back to back hits, vibrant vintage costumes, colourful staging and plenty of dancing in the aisles! Featuring note perfect renditions of the most loved songs from the 50s and 60s, Rave On is performed by an incredibly talented, era-obsessed group of young musicians. From the emergence of Rock and Roll at Sun Records in Memphis, Tennessee to the British Invasion and beyond, this is a musical adventure you won’t want to miss.

Rave On features hits from the likes of Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, The Beatles, Connie Francis, Neil Sedaka, Little Richard, Roy Orbison, Lulu, The Beach Boys and many more.

Rave On is a musical experience like no other, with leading performers from West End Productions The Buddy Holly Story, Million Dollar Quartet and Dreamboats & Petticoats, Rave On transports you back to the fabulous
50’s and swinging 60’s in stunningly authentic style.

Streisand – Woman in Love

It celebrates the musical genius and unrivalled vocal talent of one of the world’s most iconic and much-loved artists of our generation, Barbra Streisand.

Starring Keeley Smith, (from ITV’s Starstruck Final) as Barbra Streisand, this sophisticated show brings together a love for musical theatre and film/pop style, and fuses it into an iconic concert-style show featuring a full orchestral sound and all the “timeless” classics for which Streisand is renowned. Taking you through the decades of her life, you will share in the “mem’ries”, the magic and the music!

This is a tribute performance

That’ll Be The Day

That’ll Be The Day returns for another momentous celebration of the most iconic moments in music and comedy from the 50s, 60s, 70s & 80s.

Uproarious comedy sketches combine with breath-taking vocals and dazzling musicianship to bring you the ultimate feel good experience that will leave you singing and dancing

Taylormania

An award-winning extravaganza that plays tribute to one of the leading contemporary recording artists of our time. Katy Ellis a self obsessed ‘Swiftie’ with an incredible live band and dancers promises to deliver the most authentic recreation of a Taylor Swift show you will ever see.

The show has already taken ‘Swiftie’ fans across the world by storm and features all of Taylor’s much loved hits including; Shake It Off, Blank Space, Love Story, You Belong With Me, Look What You Made Me Do, I Knew You Were Trouble and more.

Fireman Sam Live

Norman wants to go on an adventure to impress his friends, so when two famous animal explorers arrive in Pontypandy, he decides to follow them into the mountains.

But when Norman discovers a rare red squirrel, one of the explorers decides to take the glory for themselves, leaving Norman stranded in a cave.

Now it’s up to Fireman Sam to save the day and ensure everyone is safe on their camping adventure!

Its a Beautiful Noise with Fisher Stevens

From London’s West End, this internationally acclaimed production celebrates the music of Neil Diamond. From the hits he penned during his time in the Brill Building to the Jazz Singer and countless live concerts, Neil Diamond is a musical icon, selling over 130 million albums throughout his exceptional career.

This is the only show starring the extraordinary FISHER STEVENS, undeniably one of the BEST Neil Diamond impersonators you will ever see! Together with the fantastic cast of professional musicians and singers who performed at the Lyric theatre in Londons’ Shaftesbury Avenue.

★★★★★ “The legendary music of Neil Diamond is brought to life for a night you won’t forget, and as tributes to the greats go, you’d struggle to get more bang for your buck in the West End.” Broadway World Review – 2019

 

Join us in celebrating all the classic hits. This musical adventure, unrivalled by any other, revisits more than five decades of sparkling musical gems, including Love On The Rocks, Sweet Caroline, Forever In Blue Jeans, Song Sung Blue, I am …I Said, America, Cracklin Rosie, Red Red Wine, Im A Believer and many more.

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