The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!
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Sexbomb: Celebrating the music of Sir Tom Jones
Our first class celebration to Sir Tom is accompanied by an outstanding band playing two hours of his iconic hits.
Live on stage you will witness an award winning impersonation to the main man portrayed by the one and only Mr Andy Wood. An evening not to be missed!
Ms Amber Guity’s Drag Bingo June 2026
From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, returns to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch with her sell out Drag Bingo show.
Expect comedy, music, sing-a-longs, two full games of bingo and ridiculous prizes, in a drag bingo party you won’t want to miss.
Ms Amber Guity’s Drag Bingo – Musicals Special
From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, returns to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch with her sell out Drag Bingo show.
Expect comedy, music, sing-a-longs, two full games of bingo and ridiculous prizes, in a drag bingo party you won’t want to miss.
Ms Amber Guity’s Drag Bingo – David Bowie Special
From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, returns to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch with her sell out Drag Bingo show.
Expect comedy, music, sing-a-longs, two full games of bingo and ridiculous prizes, in a drag bingo party you won’t want to miss.
Richard Jones ‘Mission Magic’ Live Show
Britain’s Got Talent winner Richard Jones, The Military Illusionist, is back – and this time, he’s taking you on a thrilling adventure like no other. Mission Magic is not just a show… it’s a journey into the impossible.
Armed with breath taking new illusions, mind-bending feats, and his signature storytelling style, Richard will challenge everything you think you know about reality. Every performance is a high-stakes mission where mystery meets wonder, and every spectator becomes part of the magic.
Whether you’re a lifelong fan of magic or simply searching for an evening of pure astonishment and laughter, Mission Magic will leave you inspired, amazed, and questioning how on earth he does it!
And for the ultimate experience, grab a VIP Ticket for an exclusive 40-minute pre-show encounter with Richard himself. Enjoy intimate close-up magic, a signed poster, photo opportunity, and a special keepsake gift – your personal briefing before the magic mission begins! VIPs must arrive at 6pm (strictly limited on numbers).
Talon – The Best of Eagles – Busy Being Fabulous ’25/26
Talon have risen from humble beginnings to become one of the most successful theatre touring shows in the UK and Busy Being Fabulous ‘25/26 will once again feature the Eagles timeless back catalogue including Hotel California, Take It Easy, One Of These Nights, Take It To The Limit, Desperado, Lyin’ Eyes, Life In The Fast Lane and many more.
Revered by their peers and loved by their fans, this world class seven-piece band are a phenomenon.
“Talon perform the songs of the Eagles with reverence and super talent” Jack Tempchin – Eagles hit songwriter.
Summer Queen’s Theatre Fundraising Quiz Night
Filled with music, tricky questions and laughs you’ll be entertained throughout.
There will also be a raffle on the night with some great prizes donated by local businesses.
Tables are for 6-8 people (please note, if you are booked as a table of 5 persons or under you may be seated with other quizzers).
As a charity we rely on fundraising activities to enable the Theatre’s wide-ranging programme, particularly working with young people and the community, investing in and nurturing artistic talent, making theatre accessible and developing new audiences.
Papalarny The Magic Man
His mad magic show and fun-loving sense of humour has even the youngest of children shrieking with laughter. The children and their parents find his slapstick, “Tom and Jerry” style magic routines compelling and addictive to watch.
His eccentric suit, Spiderman shirt and teddy bear shoes reflect Papalarny’s personality perfectly, bringing smiles and giggles to the children’s faces on their first encounter with him. His wacky magic show is complemented by a dazzling mini-disco party (one hour parties or longer) to get the children singing and dancing and enjoy an abundance of snow and bubbles.
Tom Gates’ Epic Stage Show
Brand new for 2025, Tom Gates EPIC Stage Show comes to our theatre, bringing alive the illustrations and music that makes Tom Gates hugely popular around the world!
With catchy tunes and hilarious performances, this fantastic new stage show brings the best of the Brilliant World of Tom Gates into one live show!
