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Live At The Queens Theatre Hornchurch – Apollo Greats
Get ready for Live At The Queens Theatre Hornchurch – Apollo Greats
We’re bringing a superb selection of stars from Live at the Apollo all under one roof! You’ve seen them on the BBC, now come and witness their hilarity up close.
It’s guaranteed to be a night full of unfiltered, unedited jokes with a world-class line up! So round up your friends & family and treat yourself to an uplifting night of laughter! You deserve it! You need it!
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Our events are the perfect place to come for a guaranteed fun night out where you can unwind, relax and have a laugh with friends, family or work colleagues.
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Murder Mystery – My Bloody Valentine
Watch the events unfold before your eyes and hear what the suspects have to say before food is served, giving you the chance to discuss and debate with your fellow detectives before asking your questions, and revealing the true identity of the killer!
- Fish & Chips
- Sausage & Chips
- Veggie Burger & Chips
- Beef Pie, Chips & Gravy
Colloquium
“Now, I want you all to listen. Most universities today are money making machines. Oxford not excluded from that; I warrant. But most will drop grade boundaries to allow for more uptake of students to allow for more intake of fees.
Their drive is money. They are built as businesses.
Our drive is education. We are built as a school.
And what do we have left if not our discriminations? Not in the modern sense of the word but, our tastes? Our violence of preference? A life without these – is idiocy. And candidates without these – this set – are idiots.”
Colloquium is a hilarious and moving new drama that pulls back the curtain on Britain’s oldest educational institutions. Will the desire for tradition reign, or the inevitability of progress sweep Oxford into becoming a new kind of university?
Down Memory Lane February 2023
Join Kay Carman and friends for a happy, nostalgic afternoon full of all your favourite melodies.
This hour and a half-long performance includes a 20-minute break for a free cuppa and biscuit, served in the performance area for maximum convenience.
We understand that flexibility is very important for this performance. Please let us know if you have any requirements that we can assist you with.
Create and Play: Up, Up and Away
Leave the kids with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities.
Each session is themed around a popular children’s story, and includes a ‘make to take home’.
Create and Play: Monster Mayhem
Leave the kids with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities.
Each session is themed around a popular children’s story, and includes a ‘make to take home’.
The Grumble Cat
It’s the day of the 47th Annual Meadow Valley singing competition and tension are high. But Grumble Cat, has woken up with a frog in his throat and with a mood like a cloudy sky. Can Grumble Cats friends help cheer him up in time to take home the trophy?
Join Grumble, Bean Mouse, Sweet Egg, Kevin, Sleepy Bunny and Wilf for THE GRUMBLE CAT. The children’s show all about being okay with not feeling okay. (But it’s fun we promise) The Grumble Cat is a window into a worried mind and how we can reassure our friends and ourselves by listening and telling people how we feel.
Book and Lyrics by Phoebe Noble
Score and Puppet Design/Creation by Jessie Hadley
Directed by Ashley Stott
Papalarny the Magic Man
Papalarny’s wacky magic show has even the youngest of children shrieking with laughter!
Suitable for ages 3+
Someone Like You – Adele Songbook
Someone Like You – The Adele Songbook is an outstanding live concert performance featuring stunning vocals, a super-talented band, and an incredible repertoire of all your favourite Adele hits–including songs from the brand-new album ’30.’ Hand-picked by Adele herself on Graham Norton’s BBC Special, the outstanding Katie Markham leads this world-class show-from powerhouse vocal performances to intimate acoustic songs. Prepare to fall in love again with songs such as ‘Make You Feel My Love’, ‘Someone Like You’, ‘Rolling In The Deep’, ‘Skyfall’, ‘Easy On Me’, ‘Oh My God’ and many more!
This is a tribute show and is no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows.
