The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.
Age guidance 16+.
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.
Age guidance 16+.
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.
Age guidance 16+.
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.
Age guidance 16+.
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.
Age guidance 16+.
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.
Age guidance 16+.
A show by Jack about jokes. Who doesn’t like jokes? If your answer to that question is “Me!” then steer well clear of this show.
Celebrating 40 years in standup comedy, Jack takes us on a memoir of all his favourite old stories. Jokes and funny anecdotes have intrigued Jack for as long as he can remember. Now he has assembled the best of them to form a new show that offers a glimpse of the influences that led him into and helped shape his comedy career. Guaranteed no new material.
Comedy Crackers is a perfectly-wrapped night of comedy taking place at Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch for one night only, featuring household names! Get your tickets, and start your festive season with a bang.
Lineup subject to change without advance warning.
A horribly entertaining evening is guaranteed as a murder is committed in plain sight during a Fright Night event, where blood and screams are all around so nobody takes any notice. Using your detective skills and powers of deduction, can you follow the clues and identify the murderer who is killing the reputation of the Police?
As the actors dress up for Fright Night, old skeletons start coming out of the shadows. Everyone seems to have an old score to settle, but only one of them has murder in mind. With laughs and screams, motives and suspects, this promises to be a ‘bloody’ good night out!
There’s the sound of somewhere else and the permanence of a plant pot and the ubiquity of a phrase and the heartbreaking brevity of a very long time. There’s figs and worms and an old dog rejecting a blanket. There’s a woman, on a train, wearing a badge. There’s the first beep of a smoke alarm and there’s a daffodil in December and there’s the condition of fruit.
There’s a hand in bed and there’s stuff on the stairs and there’s a mark on my jumper and there’s a massive tree in storage on a farm in Kent. There’s nothing to say and there’s the thought of rotting and there’s the name of a feeling and there’s the smell of tobacco. There’s the twelfth floor of a hotel and the far end of a platform at Tamworth train station.
There’s a duty to act and there’s a resistance to growth and there’s a new place up the road and there’s a completely redundant volume control. There’s a toilet in Hong Kong and a coffee shop in Melbourne and the passage of light through a building and deliberately making things much more difficult than they actually need to be.
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There’s music, more or less throughout, at least two funny voices and upwards of three jokes.
