Ms Amber Guity’s Drag Bingo November 2026

From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, returns to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch with her sell out Drag Bingo show.

Expect comedy, music, sing-a-longs, two full games of bingo and ridiculous prizes, in a drag bingo party you won’t want to miss.

 

Locomotive For Murder: The Improvised Whodunnit

Mesdames and Messieurs, may I take your tickets please?

Pinch Punch welcome you aboard Locomotive for Murder: The Improvised Whodunnit, a totally improvised, totally hilarious murder mystery where killing the cast and cracking the case is in your hands. Expect shaky alibis and silver – tongued sleuths along with thrills, spills, and good old – fashioned kills. Four characters board a train, but not everyone will survive…

Thankfully, a world – famous detective is onboard, ready to solve the case . But who is the murderer? Only one person in the show knows – the murderer themselves! Can you help the detective solve the case? Using audience stories and suggestions, watch Pinch Punch create a unique, one-of-a-kind, never-to-be-repeated whodunnit.

If you love comedy or murder mysteries, then this is the show for you!

On Your Bike Baffo

Get ready for big laughs as the lovable, bumbling Baffo returns in a riotous, cycle-themed clown show. Wondering how to blow up a tyre or ride a bike? Baffo’s got you covered… sort of. Expect wild stunts, ridiculous feats and plenty of belly laughs, all set to live music. It’s pure fun from the starting line to the finish.

“Little ones will enjoy it and adults will be laughing their socks off as well. Baffo is absolute genius.”Audience member
“Absolutely brilliant.”  – Parent

Comedy Club 4 Kids

Since 2005, the Comedy Club 4 Kids has been getting the best stand-ups, sketch acts and cabaret stars to do their thing for an audience of children (aged 6+) and their families… but without the rude bits! The show is family-friendly but without any patronising idiocy. In fact, it’s just like a normal comedy club, but it’s on during the day, kids are allowed in, and thus there is a higher-than-usual chance of the entire audience claiming to be called Bob.

Twenty years later, the company has expanded from one London residency to being countrywide, running shows and workshops all over the UK from Peebles to Portsmouth, even producing a book on how to write and perform stand-up, and hosting our own Radio Nonsense podcast to bring the sillies to families all over the world.

 

Ms Amber Guity’s Drag Bingo September 2026

From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, returns to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch with her sell out Drag Bingo show.

Expect comedy, music, sing-a-longs, two full games of bingo and ridiculous prizes, in a drag bingo party you won’t want to miss.

Bring the Laughter

Expect sharp wit, fearless punchlines and non-stop laughs as a top lineup of UK comedy talent takes to the stage for a night full of big moments and even bigger laughs. If you’ve joined us before, you already know the vibe… and if not, this is the perfect one to start with.

Acts:
– Tommy Sandhu (BBC, Netflix, Sky One)
– Kyrah Gray (Netflix, Comedy Central Live)
– Valeria Vulpe (SYTYF Finalist, Spirit of Comedy Winner)
– Milton Jones (Mock the Week, Live At The Apollo)

A great night out in Hornchurch with big energy, quality comedy and a crowd that brings the atmosphere.

All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.

The Dazzling Diamonds – Comedy Variety Drag Show

This isn’t just any show – these “ladies” deliver a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud spectacle like no other. Featuring a cast of three internationally acclaimed performers, the show is a dazzling mix of outrageous comedy, sensational live vocals and jaw-dropping dance routines.

Expect iconic hits from Tina Turner, Adele, Lady Gaga, Elton John, and many more – though not quite like you’ve seen them before!

Heading out on the road for their third and biggest tour to date, The Dazzling Diamonds are bringing an all – new show packed with hilarious new routines, alongside some of the fan favourites that audiences have come to know and love. They’ve been wowing audiences everywhere, leaving them with aching jaws, tears of laughter, and standing ovations night after night.

Don’t miss your chance to see why audiences are calling this “the funniest night on the road.”

So, grab your gang, dust off the sequins, and get ready for an evening of glitz, glamour, and non-stop entertainment. The Dazzling Diamonds are here to shine – and trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment

Age guidance 16+.

Comedy Club – November 2026

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups. Age guidance 16+.

All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.

Comedy Club – October 2026

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups. Age guidance 16+.

All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.

Comedy Club – September 2026

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups. Age guidance 16+.

All acts confirmed at time of booking and subject to change without prior notice.

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