Buffy Revamped

Fresh from a third triumphant Edinburgh season and a North American debut in Toronto, acclaimed comedy actor Brendan Murphy tours the UK this Autumn in Buffy Revamped.

This fast-paced production brings you the entire 144 episodes of the hit 90s TV show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as told through the eyes of the one person who knows it inside out…Spike.

‘A riotously good time’ ★★★★★ EdFringeReview


Disabled Cants

A revolving lineup of disabled comedians and friends present an irreverent comedy show for your enjoyment. We’re not brave, we’re not inspiring, we’re just here to make you laugh and park in the disabled bays.

Wonderfully relaxed and friendly” The Scotsman

WINNER Disability Champions Award 2023. Produced by Ingenious Fools Ltd

The most accessible, friendly and inclusive show I’ve ever seen
Neurodiverse Review

‘Josh James: Doin’ Alright!’

One of the most exciting names to breakout in UK comedy, viral comedy star Josh James presents his highly anticipated debut tour Doin’ Alright. Join Josh as he guides audiences through the life of a ‘Essex Man’, the uniqueness of English culture and trying to do well for himself.

As seen on The Lateish Show with Mo Gilligan, Big Brother’s Late & Live (ITV), The Big Breakfast (Channel 4), Mo Gilligan’s Spotlight (Audible), Fighting Talk (Radio 5) and co-host of cult hit podcast The Josh James Show.

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Ms Amber Guity’s Drag Bingo December 2024

From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, returns to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch with her sell out Drag Bingo show, this time with a special Christmasy twist to kick off the festive season.

Expect comedy, music, sing-a-longs, two full games of bingo and ridiculous prizes. So grab your friends, family and workmates for a drag Christmas bingo party you won’t want to miss.

Ms Amber Guity’s Drag Bingo October 2024

From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, brings her sell out Drag Bingo to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch.

Expect two full games of bingo, ridiculous prizes, music, comedy and sing-a-longs in a drag bingo party you won’t want to miss.

Live at the Queen’s Theatre 2025

Get ready for Live At The Queen’s Theatre!
We’re bringing a superb selection of comedy talent all under one roof!
It’s guaranteed to be a night full of unfiltered, unedited jokes with a world-class line-up! So round up your friends and family and treat yourself to an uplifting night of laughter! You deserve it!
Acts:
Stephen Bailey (BBC, ITV, Live At The Apollo)
Laura Smyth (BBC Live At The Apollo, ITV Jonathan Ross Comedy Club)
Nabil Abdulrashid (BBC Live At The Apollo, ITV Stand Up Sketch Show)
Kae Kurd (BBC Live At The Apollo, Comedy Central)
Jeff Innocent (British Comedian of the Year, BBC, Channel 4)Live At The Queen’s Theatre is brought to you by LuvEntertainment, a multiple award-winning provider of comedy events since 2009.
LuvEntertainment comedy tours host memorable, quality shows all over the UK and feature the very best of established and new comedy talent—both homegrown and international. We also pride ourselves on presenting and championing comedians who appeal to comedy lovers of all ages.
Our events are the perfect place for a guaranteed fun night out where you can unwind, relax, and have a laugh with friends, family, or work colleagues.
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, based on the popular 1988 MGM film, takes us to the French Riviera for high jinks and hilarity. Sophisticated, suave with a good dash of mischief, this hysterical comedy features a delightfully jazzy score by David Yazbek (The Full Monty) and was nominated for a staggering 11 Tony Awards.
Lawrence Jameson makes his lavish living by talking rich ladies out of their money. Freddy Benson more humbly swindles women by waking their compassion with fabricated stories about his grandmother’s failing health. After meeting on a train, they attempt to work together only to find that this small French town isn’t big enough for the two of them. They agree on a settlement: the first one to extract $50,000 from a young female target, heiress Christine Colgate, wins and the other must leave town. A hilarious battle of cons ensues that will keep audiences laughing, humming and guessing to the end!

All children aged under 14 must be seated with an accompanying adult (18+) when watching a performance

 

Live at the Queen’s Theatre 2024

Get ready for Live At The Queen’s Theatre
We’re bringing a superb selection of comedy talent all under one roof!
It’s guaranteed to be a night full of unfiltered, unedited jokes with a world-class line-up! So round up your friends & family and treat yourself to an uplifting night of laughter! You deserve it! You need it!
Acts:
Richard Blackwood (MTV, ITV, BBC, CH4)
Josh James (Essex Comedian of the Year, The Lateish Show with Mo Gilligan (C4))
Esther Manito (BBC Live At The Apollo,The Stand Up Sketch Show)
Ria Lina (BBC Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week)
Morgan Rees (Credits BBC2, CH4, ITV)
Live At The Queen’s Theatre is brought to you by LuvEntertainment, a Multiple Award Winning provider of comedy events since 2009.
LuvEntertainment comedy tours host memorable, quality shows all over the UK and feature the very best of established and new comedy talent – both homegrown and international. We also pride ourselves on presenting and championing comedians who appeal to comedy lovers of all ages…
Our events are the perfect place to come for a guaranteed fun night out where you can unwind, relax and have a laugh with friends, family or work colleagues.

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The Scummy Mummies: Greatest Hits

Join Ellie and Helen as they celebrate ten years of scumminess! For a decade now, the Scummy Mummies have been touring their hit comedy show to sold-out audiences around the country. Now they’re bringing all their most-loved songs, sketches, and stand-up together for a night that will make you laugh till you wee.
Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!

“Highly recommended! 5 stars” – One4Review
“Very funny” – The Guardian
“Hilarious” – Broadway Baby

 

Comedy Club November 2024

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!
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