Story Time with Mama G

Mama G will be sharing original stories and songs, and some of the best picture books on the market, in an uplifting story time for the whole family. There’ll be dancing and giggles galore as Mama G shares the power of being who you want and loving who you are!

Described as “Everyone’s favourite pantomime dame,” (Metro), Mama G has been telling stories for the last six years. In that time she has been a semi-finalist on Britain’s Got Talent, performed her show Off-Broadway, and performed at libraries, festivals, prides, museums and theatres all over the UK.

Jen Brister & Francesca Martinez

Top comedians Jen Brister and Francesca Martinez have toured the world with their shows and are now reaching the pinnacle of their careers as they bring their acclaimed comedy to Hornchurch!

Francesca is wobbly and Jen is beige. Both of them are Spanish-ish and they’ve been pals for years. Between them, they’ve done loads of telly, including Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, QI, Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Extras, The Jonathan Ross Show and Russell Howard’s Good News.

Catch this hilarious pair as they come together for one night only to perform a mix of new stuff and the best of their hit shows.

“MARTINEZ’S SHOW IS HILARIOUS AND DEEPLY MOVING”
Metro

“BLISTERINGLY FUNNY… BRISTER IS A TRULY NATURAL AND GIFTED PERFORMER”
The List

“MARTINEZ IS HIGHLY ACCOMPLISHED… RADIANT, CHALLENGING AND, ABOVE ALL, VERY VERY FUNNY”
Time Out

“[BRISTER’S] ENERGY IS EXPLOSIVE. HER USE OF SPACE AND DELIVERY IS MESMERISING”
The Sunday Times

Create and Play – Mischievous Magic

Leave the kids with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities.

Each session is themed around a popular children’s story, and includes a ‘make to take home’.

Create and Play – Ghostly Ghouls

Leave the kids with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities.

Each session is themed around a popular children’s story, and includes a ‘make to take home’.

Buffy Revamped

Fresh from a third triumphant Edinburgh season and a North American debut in Toronto, acclaimed comedy actor Brendan Murphy tours the UK this Autumn in Buffy Revamped.

This fast-paced production brings you the entire 144 episodes of the hit 90s TV show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as told through the eyes of the one person who knows it inside out…Spike.

‘A riotously good time’ ★★★★★ EdFringeReview


D’ukes

D’Ukes are an electric ukulele band performing styles of music to suit all tastes with great vocals and plenty of humour.

Ticket holders are invited to the free ukulele workshops (Beginners and Intermediate) at 5.30pm. Please book your free space in advance.

ADHD Unmasked

Join ADHD speaker, coach, former Wright Stuff TV presenter and late diagnosed ADHDer Hester Grainger LIVE on the road with ADHD – UNMASKED.

The evening promises open conversation, laughter and a refreshingly honest look at life with ADHD. It’s perfect for those with ADHD, whether diagnosed or not, supportive friends and family, or those who want to learn more about ADHD brains. This unique, interactive event is a refreshing and engaging opportunity to take a closer look at ADHD. You’ll have the chance to ask questions (anonymously if you prefer) and hear inspiring stories and experiences in this dopamine filled evening.

An Evening with Paul Merson

Join us for An Evening with Paul Merson, as the football star discusses his illustrious career with Arsenal, Aston Villa, Middlesbrough, Portsmouth and England. He’ll talk about games, dressing room/training ground stories, managers, fall outs and everything you wanted to know about playing for a successful football club.

Merson will open up about his experiences both on and off the pitch, his addictions, his media career and so much more. Paul’s wit and charisma makes an entertaining night and engaging evening for all football fans.

A limited number of VIP tickets are available, affording the opportunity for a meet and greet with the legendary players and a photograph opportunity before the show.

Disabled Cants

A revolving lineup of disabled comedians and friends present an irreverent comedy show for your enjoyment. We’re not brave, we’re not inspiring, we’re just here to make you laugh and park in the disabled bays.

Wonderfully relaxed and friendly” The Scotsman

WINNER Disability Champions Award 2023. Produced by Ingenious Fools Ltd

The most accessible, friendly and inclusive show I’ve ever seen
Neurodiverse Review

Blue Badge Bunch

“The disability ‘Taskmaster!’” Ever tried drawing with your feet? Made your lunch one-handed? Had a go at audio description? It’s trickier than you think…! The perfect way to spend your afternoon, whatever your abilities. Join your host, comedian Benny Shakes, as two teams battle it out to come up trumps in a game show where disadvantage is an advantage!

★★★★★ “Lots of fun” – MixUpTheatre.com
★★★★  “Engagingly interactive.” Three Weeks
★★★★ “An abundance of charm & humour” Theatre & Art Reviews

Lyn Gardner’s VAULT Festival 2023 Top Picks. Produced by Ingenious Fools Ltd

All children aged under 14 must be seated with an accompanying adult (18+) when watching a performance.

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