There’s the sound of somewhere else and the permanence of a plant pot and the ubiquity of a phrase and the heartbreaking brevity of a very long time. There’s figs and worms and an old dog rejecting a blanket. There’s a woman, on a train, wearing a badge. There’s the first beep of a smoke alarm and there’s a daffodil in December and there’s the condition of fruit.
There’s a hand in bed and there’s stuff on the stairs and there’s a mark on my jumper and there’s a massive tree in storage on a farm in Kent. There’s nothing to say and there’s the thought of rotting and there’s the name of a feeling and there’s the smell of tobacco. There’s the twelfth floor of a hotel and the far end of a platform at Tamworth train station.
There’s a duty to act and there’s a resistance to growth and there’s a new place up the road and there’s a completely redundant volume control. There’s a toilet in Hong Kong and a coffee shop in Melbourne and the passage of light through a building and deliberately making things much more difficult than they actually need to be.
And.
There’s music, more or less throughout, at least two funny voices and upwards of three jokes.
Step into the World of “Tease” – the ultimate burlesque and cabaret experience where sensuality and unadulterated fun collide to create an unforgettable evening.
Led by London’s top comedy compere and award-winning West End burlesque sensations, “Turkish Delight” and “Violet Thistletease”, and our famous “Tease” group dancers. Combined with cabaret, circus and variety acts from across the UK, set to hit tracks from “Burlesque”, “Chicago” and chart-topping tunes from Cher, Christina Aguilera and many more favourites. “Tease” is a captivating experience that will linger in your memory long after the curtains fall.
As the lights dim and the music fills the air, surrender yourself to the allure of “Tease.” Feel liberated, sexy, and empowered as you laugh, cheer, and applaud along with a crowd united in the joy of the moment. Experience “Tease” – it’s a celebration of love, life and the power of self-expression.
Featuring the best loved songs from the West End and Broadway, performed by a cast of incredible vocalists and an all female band, this is a must-see for anyone who loves musical theatre.
With songs from Wicked, Les Miserables, Mamma Mia, Waitress and more, join us for an unforgettable evening of stunning vocals, backstage anecdotes and fascinating insights into the world of our West End Women.
It’s bigger, bolder, and more nostalgic than ever! Fire up your Nokia, grab your platforms, and get ready to relive the decade of boybands, girl power, and iconic pop hits.
From Spice Girls to Britney, Take That to Backstreet Boys, That’s So 90s brings every hit to life. Fans are calling it “a 90s dream come true” and “the party we’ve all been waiting for!”
Dress up, sing loud, dance harder — this is your 90s night out!
Their rock n roll legacy is beautifully performed by a highly talented and acclaimed ensemble of musicians who will take audiences on a powerful journey through their incredible song book.
With hits including Dreams, Don’t Stop, Everywhere, Rhiannon, Gold Dust Woman, Little Lies, Big Love and many more. Paying tribute to their Rumours line up of Stevie, Mick, John, Christine & Lindsey, which remains their most commercially successful to date, this show perfectly recreates the live energy and passion of Fleetwood Mac.
In a scandalous twist on the classic fairy tale, it’s time to swipe right on Tinderella – the naughtiest adult panto to ever hit the stage! You’re invited to a night of raucous laughter, innuendos, outuendos and unexpected encounters that will have you begging for more!
Tinderella is a whizz on social media, a real influencer, but it’s all a charade because poor Tinders has no money, no man and none of the glamorous life she claims to be living.
Until one day, she meets not one, but two Princes in the woods…. But who has the biggest balls?
Will this be her happy ending or will she lose more than her shoe?!
You’ll be gagging for more in this outrageously naughty Panto from the UK’s most renowned Adult Pantomime Producer.
Expect cheesy anthems, spicy frolics, rib-tickling antics and all the audience participation you would expect for you big boys & girls.
Leave the kids at home and grab your glass slippers for Tinderella – Two Big Balls, One Happy Ending!
WARNINGS:
May not be politically correct
Happy Endings are guaranteed
Age guidance 16+ (under 18s to be accompanied by an adult).
Performed by top-flight musicians the UK Pink Floyd Experience is two hours of incredible music and a faithful celebration of the UK’s most visionary rock band. All the usual suspects will be there: Money, Time, The Great Gig in the Sky, Another Brick in the Wall and of course Comfortably Numb.
Fresh from reaching the live semi-finals of Britain’s Got Talent, Jake returns to his roots with a live show full of modern magic, mind reading, stories and impossible moments. Hometown Magic promises a funny, heartfelt and unforgettable evening for local audiences.
Jake grew up in Hornchurch and first discovered magic as a child at the local magic shop in Upminster – a visit that sparked a lifelong passion and led to a 15-year professional career performing at events and theatres across the UK.
Suitable for ages 8+.
Direct from the West End, Emerald Storm is the electrifying new dance show starring Adam Garcia and Tom Ball. Produced by and starring for the first time, Adam Garcia (Coyote Ugly, Saturday Night Fever) leads this boundary-breaking production, fusing the fire of Irish dance with the grit of urban tap in a high-impact night of rhythm and spectacle.
Featuring Britain’s Got Talent finalist Tom Ball performing live, the show blends dance, music and voice into one driving, immersive experience.
Defying convention and reimagining tradition, Emerald Storm delivers thunderous footwork, precision choreography and a bold contemporary edge. With a company of world-class dancers and live musicians, this is a fast-paced, rhythm-led theatrical experience from start to finish.
Through an in-depth interview, Phil will share the stories that defined his journey to becoming the greatest darts player of all time, from early struggles to Championship glory.
Experience firsthand accounts of iconic matches, to locker-room tales, player rivalries, the pressure of winning and everything in between which lead to a glittering career. The evening combines candid conversation with visual highlights from Phil’s career, offering fans a unique insight into the mind of a true sporting icon.
