In a scandalous twist on the classic fairy tale, it’s time to swipe right on Tinderella – the naughtiest adult panto to ever hit the stage! You’re invited to a night of raucous laughter, innuendos, outuendos and unexpected encounters that will have you begging for more!
Tinderella is a whizz on social media, a real influencer, but it’s all a charade because poor Tinders has no money, no man and none of the glamorous life she claims to be living.
Until one day, she meets not one, but two Princes in the woods…. But who has the biggest balls?
Will this be her happy ending or will she lose more than her shoe?!
You’ll be gagging for more in this outrageously naughty Panto from the UK’s most renowned Adult Pantomime Producer.
Expect cheesy anthems, spicy frolics, rib-tickling antics and all the audience participation you would expect for you big boys & girls.
Leave the kids at home and grab your glass slippers for Tinderella – Two Big Balls, One Happy Ending!
WARNINGS:
May not be politically correct
Happy Endings are guaranteed
Age guidance 16+ (under 18s to be accompanied by an adult).
Performed by top-flight musicians the UK Pink Floyd Experience is two hours of incredible music and a faithful celebration of the UK’s most visionary rock band. All the usual suspects will be there: Money, Time, The Great Gig in the Sky, Another Brick in the Wall and of course Comfortably Numb.
Fresh from reaching the live semi-finals of Britain’s Got Talent, Jake returns to his roots with a live show full of modern magic, mind reading, stories and impossible moments. Hometown Magic promises a funny, heartfelt and unforgettable evening for local audiences.
Jake grew up in Hornchurch and first discovered magic as a child at the local magic shop in Upminster – a visit that sparked a lifelong passion and led to a 15-year professional career performing at events and theatres across the UK.
Suitable for ages 8+.
Direct from the West End, Emerald Storm is the electrifying new dance show starring Adam Garcia and Tom Ball. Produced by and starring for the first time, Adam Garcia (Coyote Ugly, Saturday Night Fever) leads this boundary-breaking production, fusing the fire of Irish dance with the grit of urban tap in a high-impact night of rhythm and spectacle.
Featuring Britain’s Got Talent finalist Tom Ball performing live, the show blends dance, music and voice into one driving, immersive experience.
Defying convention and reimagining tradition, Emerald Storm delivers thunderous footwork, precision choreography and a bold contemporary edge. With a company of world-class dancers and live musicians, this is a fast-paced, rhythm-led theatrical experience from start to finish.
Through an in-depth interview, Phil will share the stories that defined his journey to becoming the greatest darts player of all time, from early struggles to Championship glory.
Experience firsthand accounts of iconic matches, to locker-room tales, player rivalries, the pressure of winning and everything in between which lead to a glittering career. The evening combines candid conversation with visual highlights from Phil’s career, offering fans a unique insight into the mind of a true sporting icon.
A complete history of the genre from the 70s into The Last Days of Disco the 80s.
A set list like no other show, classics from Irene Cara, Lipps Inc, Debarge , The Pointer Sisters, Shalamar, Evelyn Champagne King, Kool And The Gang, Stephanie Mills, Stacey Lattishaw, Chic, Earth Wind and Fire and many more.
So Diva from ITV’s The Voice UK with their amazing band make this a must see show!
From the Soho Theatre Drag Lab, self-proclaimed drag legend and Dabbers Next Top Bingo Caller semi-finalist, Ms Amber Guity, returns to the Queens Theatre Hornchurch with her sell out Drag Bingo show.
Expect comedy, music, sing-a-longs, two full games of bingo and ridiculous prizes, in a drag bingo party you won’t want to miss.
Mesdames and Messieurs, may I take your tickets please?
Pinch Punch welcome you aboard Locomotive for Murder: The Improvised Whodunnit, a totally improvised, totally hilarious murder mystery where killing the cast and cracking the case is in your hands. Expect shaky alibis and silver – tongued sleuths along with thrills, spills, and good old – fashioned kills. Four characters board a train, but not everyone will survive…
Thankfully, a world – famous detective is onboard, ready to solve the case . But who is the murderer? Only one person in the show knows – the murderer themselves! Can you help the detective solve the case? Using audience stories and suggestions, watch Pinch Punch create a unique, one-of-a-kind, never-to-be-repeated whodunnit.
If you love comedy or murder mysteries, then this is the show for you!
Get ready for big laughs as the lovable, bumbling Baffo returns in a riotous, cycle-themed clown show. Wondering how to blow up a tyre or ride a bike? Baffo’s got you covered… sort of. Expect wild stunts, ridiculous feats and plenty of belly laughs, all set to live music. It’s pure fun from the starting line to the finish.
“Little ones will enjoy it and adults will be laughing their socks off as well. Baffo is absolute genius.” – Audience member
“Absolutely brilliant.” – Parent
Age guidance 4-10 years.
Since 2005, the Comedy Club 4 Kids has been getting the best stand-ups, sketch acts and cabaret stars to do their thing for an audience of children (aged 6+) and their families… but without the rude bits! The show is family-friendly but without any patronising idiocy. In fact, it’s just like a normal comedy club, but it’s on during the day, kids are allowed in, and thus there is a higher-than-usual chance of the entire audience claiming to be called Bob.
Twenty years later, the company has expanded from one London residency to being countrywide, running shows and workshops all over the UK from Peebles to Portsmouth, even producing a book on how to write and perform stand-up, and hosting our own Radio Nonsense podcast to bring the sillies to families all over the world.
