A happy, nostalgic afternoon full of all your favourite melodies.
This hour-and-a-half-long performance includes a 20-minute break for a free cuppa and biscuit, served in the performance area for maximum convenience.
We understand that flexibility is very important for this performance. Please let us know if you have any requirements that we can assist you with.
Join Havering Changing and Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch for Centre Stage – a vibrant showcase of top Essex/East London deaf, disabled, and neuro-divergent talent!
Dive into our scratch night: a relaxed evening of fresh ideas, short works-in-progress, live feedback, food, music, performances, and community fun.
The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!
Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.
Age guidance 16+
From tap to contemporary, singing to jazz, our students take you on a journey through the magic of musical theatre.
Looking for something to keep the little ones occupied during half term? Why not leave them with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities.
Our ‘Create and Play’ sessions are ideal for ages 4 – 6 year olds (children outside of this age range are unable to attend)
£10 per session
Each session is themed around a popular children’s story and includes a craft activity to take home.
Looking for something to keep the little ones occupied during half term? Why not leave them with us for two jam-packed hours of creative fun involving drama games, storytelling and craft activities.
Our ‘Create and Play’ sessions are ideal for ages 4 – 6 year olds (children outside of this age range are unable to attend)
£10 per session
Each session is themed around a popular children’s story and includes a craft activity to take home.
Expect sharp wit, fearless punchlines and non-stop laughs as some of the UK’s most exciting comedy talent take to the stage for one unforgettable evening. If you’ve joined us before, you already know the vibe.
Acts
– Babatunde Aleshe (Gogglebox, Live At The Apollo, I’m A Celebrity)
– Blank Peng (Viral online sensation, rising UK circuit favourite)
– Shazia Mirza (BBC, ITV, international tour headliner)
– Elliot Steel (Comedy Central, BBC Three)
– Angelos Epithemiou (Shooting Stars, Dave, cult comedy icon)
– Alfie Dundas (Fast-rising UK comedy talent)
Lineup subject to change.
Late at night, a small cast gathers inside an old theatre for what should be a straightforward rehearsal. But the building carries a reputation. Whispered stories, half-remembered warnings and long-held superstitions that most performers dismiss… until they can’t.
When the theatre doors close, something shifts and what should be fiction starts to feel dangerously real. Expect the unexpected as reality and storytelling begin to blur, plunging you into a shadowed world where nothing is as it seems.
Blackout puts you inside the experience, where every movement, sound and shadow pulls you deeper into the dark. Brace yourself for unnerving twists, creeping shadows, and moments that will make your heart race.
Because fear loves an audience.
Mesdames and Messieurs, may I take your tickets please?
Pinch Punch welcome you aboard Locomotive for Murder: The Improvised Whodunnit, a totally improvised, totally hilarious murder mystery where killing the cast and cracking the case is in your hands. Expect shaky alibis and silver – tongued sleuths along with thrills, spills, and good old – fashioned kills. Four characters board a train, but not everyone will survive…
Thankfully, a world – famous detective is onboard, ready to solve the case . But who is the murderer? Only one person in the show knows – the murderer themselves! Can you help the detective solve the case? Using audience stories and suggestions, watch Pinch Punch create a unique, one-of-a-kind, never-to-be-repeated whodunnit.
If you love comedy or murder mysteries, then this is the show for you!
Combining Cally’s comedic and storytelling prowess with extracts from her provocative, stereotype-busting book of the same name, the show has at its heart her own story of radical reinvention – taking her from meetings in boardrooms to treading the boards, thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers.
A funny show about a deadly serious subject, Namaste Motherf*ckers is a celebration of and for the female of the species. Invisible no more. The show celebrated an Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025 sell-out, and it will include a Q&A and meet-and-greet with Cally (who knows, Jeff the wonder dog may even be there too).
‘Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess’ – ★★★★ The Scotsman
‘Original and clever’ – ★★★★ The Arts Desk – pick of the Edinburgh Fringe
‘Gripping, perceptive and uplifting’ – Chortle
‘Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it’ – Time Out
