Mama G will be sharing original stories and songs, and some of the best picture books on the market, in an uplifting story time for the whole family. There’ll be dancing and giggles galore as Mama G shares the power of being who you want and loving who you are!
Described as “Everyone’s favourite pantomime dame,” (Metro), Mama G has been telling stories for the last six years. In that time she has been a semi-finalist on Britain’s Got Talent, performed her show Off-Broadway, and performed at libraries, festivals, prides, museums and theatres all over the UK.
Top comedians Jen Brister and Francesca Martinez have toured the world with their shows and are now reaching the pinnacle of their careers as they bring their acclaimed comedy to Hornchurch!
Francesca is wobbly and Jen is beige. Both of them are Spanish-ish and they’ve been pals for years. Between them, they’ve done loads of telly, including Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, QI, Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Extras, The Jonathan Ross Show and Russell Howard’s Good News.
Catch this hilarious pair as they come together for one night only to perform a mix of new stuff and the best of their hit shows.
“MARTINEZ’S SHOW IS HILARIOUS AND DEEPLY MOVING”
Metro
“BLISTERINGLY FUNNY… BRISTER IS A TRULY NATURAL AND GIFTED PERFORMER”
The List
“MARTINEZ IS HIGHLY ACCOMPLISHED… RADIANT, CHALLENGING AND, ABOVE ALL, VERY VERY FUNNY”
Time Out
“[BRISTER’S] ENERGY IS EXPLOSIVE. HER USE OF SPACE AND DELIVERY IS MESMERISING”
The Sunday Times
Fresh from a third triumphant Edinburgh season and a North American debut in Toronto, acclaimed comedy actor Brendan Murphy tours the UK this Autumn in Buffy Revamped.
This fast-paced production brings you the entire 144 episodes of the hit 90s TV show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as told through the eyes of the one person who knows it inside out…Spike.
Join ADHD speaker, coach, former Wright Stuff TV presenter and late diagnosed ADHDer Hester Grainger LIVE on the road with ADHD – UNMASKED.
The evening promises open conversation, laughter and a refreshingly honest look at life with ADHD. It’s perfect for those with ADHD, whether diagnosed or not, supportive friends and family, or those who want to learn more about ADHD brains. This unique, interactive event is a refreshing and engaging opportunity to take a closer look at ADHD. You’ll have the chance to ask questions (anonymously if you prefer) and hear inspiring stories and experiences in this dopamine-filled evening.
Best known for his playing days and punditry, Paul Merson takes to the stage for a night of unfiltered stories, laughter, and behind-the-scenes revelations. Sharing stories and anecdotes, not just from his time on the pitch, but also from the challenges he has faced off it, including his well-documented battles with gambling and addiction.
Following the success of his BBC/Netflix documentary, this live, no-holds-barred conversation promises a raw and entertaining look at his journey. And, of course, there will be plenty of football banter, as Merson lifts the lid on life at Arsenal, Aston Villa, Middlesbrough, Portsmouth, and England – from dressing room pranks and training ground bust-ups to iconic matches and the game’s biggest characters.
With his quick wit, charisma, and brutally honest storytelling, this is a must-see event for football fans and beyond.
A limited number of VIP tickets are available, including a meet and greet and a photo opportunity before the show.
Age guidance 14+
“The disability ‘Taskmaster!’” Ever tried drawing with your feet? Made your lunch one-handed? Had a go at audio description? It’s trickier than you think…! The perfect way to spend your afternoon, whatever your abilities. Join your host, comedian Benny Shakes, as two teams battle it out to come up trumps in a game show where disadvantage is an advantage!
★★★★★ “Lots of fun” – MixUpTheatre.com
★★★★ “Engagingly interactive.” Three Weeks
★★★★ “An abundance of charm & humour” Theatre & Art Reviews
Lyn Gardner’s VAULT Festival 2023 Top Picks. Produced by Ingenious Fools Ltd
All children aged under 14 must be seated with an accompanying adult (18+) when watching a performance.
When Danny and Dino’s favourite rock band are playing their last ever concert, they go on a quest to get the last two tickets. But with a villainous band manager lurking, nothing goes to plan. Will the band perform? Will Danny rock out? Or will Dino’s rumbling tummy save the day?
Adapted from the number 1 best-selling books by Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter, the whole family will have a poopy good time enjoying a brand, new story for the stage. Featuring new songs by Tom and Dougie, a lot of laughs and a whole lot of poo!
Produced by Mark Thompson Productions Limited and Directed by Miranda Larson.
