Loot

A bank robbery, a family funeral, and a coffin with a shocking secret – nothing is off limits in this mischievous comedy of chaos! When a daring heist goes spectacularly wrong, the money ends up in the most unlikely hiding place, and the lies begin to pile up fast. What follows is a whirlwind of cover-ups, confusion and sheer audacity as everyone scrambles to stay ahead.

Orton’s masterpiece is packed with razor-sharp dialogue, physical mayhem and twists that spiral towards the absurd. Daring, dark and unmissably funny, nothing is off limits in this mischievous comedy of chaos!

Attend our FREE pre-show Director’s Talk on Mon 23 Feb at 6.30pm. Book your space here.

✭✭✭✭✭ “A clever play with razor sharp dialogue, farcical situations, and completely over the top characters.” Southend Theatre Scene

“This outstanding production of Loot is a must-see” The Havering Daily

We very much enjoyed seeing this version of Loot” Jupiter Hadley

“A sharp swipe at authority, religion, and respectability.” Stagedoor Joe

 

 

QYouth presents – The Wind In The Willows

Buckle up for a fast-paced family favourite as we race along the riverbank on a musical road trip following the outrageous Mr Toad on his high-speed adventures.

Ratty, Mole, Badger, and a host of other riverbank characters join this heart-warming story of fun and friendship which is sure to get your toes-tapping. But watch out for those Weasels!

Expect attitude, anarchy, and a whole lot of noise. Performed by over 180 youth theatre members, this twist on a classic tale is a musical adventure of boating, motor cars, and daring escapes. Poop, poop!

Comedy Club February 2026

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!

Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

Age guidance 16+

Comedy Club June 2026

The biggest stars of stand-up came here on their way to stratospheric fame. See the stars of tomorrow, right now on your doorstep!

Acts contain strong language. Off the Kerb reserves the right to alter line-ups.

Age guidance 16+

The Big Pants Party

Join us for an evening of fabulous live music and amazing vocalists as we embark on an extraordinary celebration of sisterhood with some of the greatest hits of all time.

Performed live in concert the Big Pants party takes you on a nostalgic journey as you relive the amazing music that helped create bonds that will last a lifetime.

Gather your squad, dress to impress and get your tickets to the hottest girl’s night out this year. Join us as we take you on a fabulous musical trip down memory lane at The Big Pants Party!

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Four Forty Theatre invite you into their outrageous take on Shakespeare’s most magical comedy. A Midsummer Night’s Dream follows runaway lovers, magical creatures, and a group of very determined actors who find themselves in over their heads.

With quick character changes, playful invention, and a sparkle of silliness, Four Forty transform the classic into a joyful night of theatre for audiences of all ages. Whether you’re a Shakespeare lover or brand new to his plays, this production brims with warmth, laughter, and unexpected surprises. It’s a summer dream brought vividly – and hilariously – to life.

The Spice Girls Theatre Show

The girls have put together a very special theatre show with a fun party vibe. They’ll be performing all your favourite Spice Girls hits with their superb backing band, impressive vocals, dance routines, and stunning authentic costumes.

Geri Halliwell, Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Emma Bunton, and Victoria Beckham, AKA Ginger, Scary, Sporty, Baby and Posh formed THE SPICE GIRLS back in 1996. They topped the charts around the globe with hits including Wannabe, Stop, Say You’ll Be There, Who Do You Think You Are, Viva Forever, Too Much, Goodbye, Holler, 2 Become 1, Mama, and Spice Up Your Life.

In total they sold 85 million records worldwide, becoming the biggest Girl Band of alltime! Their ‘Girl Power’ style and attitude inspired a generation. Their popularity is timeless with an enduring and loyal fanbase which continues to grow.

The Elvis Years

From the heart of the West End, with more than 20 years of critical acclaim and a Number One appearance on Top of the Pops, The Elvis Years is the ultimate celebration of The King.

With stunning lights, nostalgic videos capturing the essence of each era, and no fewer than 12 costume changes in over 2 hours of epic performance, The Elvis Years features over 50 classic hits including That’s Alright Mama, Suspicious Minds, It’s Now or Never, Heartbreak Hotel, Blue Suede Shoes, Hound Dog, Love Me Tender, If I Can Dream and many more.

The Elvis Years is back in the building!

“The cape unfolds at the end and there’s an amazing standing ovation from the audience. It shows us that we’ve achieved what we set out to do.” Mario Kombou

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