Women Who Gave No F****s

Who will you crown Supreme Giver of Absolutely None?

Stand-up storytellers slam down no-holds-barred tales to make you want to rip up the rule book and riot!

We’ve gone digging for lost and forgotten women we think you’ll love.

From Irish pirate queens and naughty pig-wife belly goddesses to sword-wielding nemeses we bring you gob-smacking myths and legends of females outgunning adversity. Wielding wit, brains, cunning, courage, righteous rage and the occasional superpower, these deliciously imperfect women show us just what we can get done when we give absolutely no f***s.

Lipstick On Your Collar

Step back in time to the golden era of music where the jukebox roared and feet didn’t touch the floor. Get your dancing shoes at the ready, grab yourself a milkshake and relax-you are in for an evening of back to back hits from the 1950s and 60s!

From the birth of Rock n Roll through to the Beat Group sounds of the British Invasion and beyond, the show is packed with over forty hits from the likes of Connie Francis, Brenda Lee, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, The Beatles, The Ronettes, Cliff Richard, Cilla Black and many more.

Performed by a full live band, featuring some of the country’s top musicians, this incredible show features excellent vocals, tight harmonies and an infectious sense of fun. Dancing in the aisles is strictly compulsory so bring your dancing shoes and let the good times roll!

Silence

The 1947 partition of India into West Pakistan and East Pakistan – now Bangladesh – saw millions uprooted and resulted in unspeakable violence. It would also shape modern Britain. Witnesses to this brutal moment in history live among us, yet the stories of that time remain shrouded in silence.

SILENCE is a new play focused on communal storytelling – presenting a shared history inspired by the remarkable personal testimonies of people who lived through the last days of the British Raj. Commissioned to mark the 75th anniversary of partition, SILENCE is adapted from Kavita Puri’s acclaimed book Partition Voices: Untold British Stories and was originally co-produced with the Donmar Warehouse.

The production examined the legacy of this brutal moment in history. Abdul Shayek, former Artistic Director of Tara Theatre, directed the original production and had developed this version for touring at the time of his death in August 2023. Iqbal Khan, Artistic Director of the 2022 Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony, and a friend and colleague of Abdul’s, will step in to direct the touring version.

SILENCE is adapted from the testimonies and stories of people who lived through Partition. It is based on Kavita Puri’s acclaimed book Partition Voices: Untold British Stories and written by Sonali Bhattacharyya, Gurpreet Kaur Bhatti, Ishy Din and Alexandra Wood.

Original production directed and developed for tour by Abdul Shayek Directed by Iqbal Khan.

From an original co-production by Tara Theatre and Donmar Warehouse In association with Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch.

The Great American Songbook

Andrew Linham is bringing a small jazz band of incredibly talented musicians to celebrate the wonderful repertoire found in the Great American Songbook. From American popular songs to jazz standards, these early 20th century pieces and have been reimagined and explored by countless jazz musicians through history.
Alongside Andrew’s love of original jazz music found in his big band and quartet, playing the hits from American yesteryear in a small band setting with vocalists reinterpreting these beautiful songs is always such a joy.
This band will feature local jazz singer Amy Hollingsworth, internationally acclaimed pianist Tom Millar, bassist and vocalist Charlie Pyne who has recently released her second album to critical acclaim and award winning drummer Katie Patterson.

Andrew Linham Jazz Orchestra

The Andrew Linham Jazz Orchestra has been entertaining audiences since 2014.

Originally established as a vehicle to perform Andrew’s first major work ‘The Linferno Suite’, this madcap ensemble has grown a considerable catalogue of compositions stoked with energy, humour and invention seen primarily in their second major work ‘Theme Music for Anarchic Animals’. Their debut album ‘Weapons of Mass Distraction’ (2017) received critical acclaim and featured the talents of many of London’s greatest jazz performers.

Rhythm of the Dance

Rhythm of the Dance returns to the UK with a new production as part of its 25th Anniversary global tour.

Join us on a journey through Ireland’s history from the ancient, rich in legend and myth, to the modern, urban Ireland that we see today, bursting with talent.

Featuring world class musicians who play live on stage, star vocalists singing live and world champion dancers, the show is a completely captivating two hour experience of pulsating rhythms performed at lightning speed with slick choreography. 

Murder Mystery

It’s election time in Smallbury where the incumbent Independent MP has reigned supreme for ten years.

The arrival of a challenger stirs up sediment in the community, and one character will be permanently voted out! Watch the events unfold before your eyes and hear what the suspects have to say before dinner is served, giving you chance to discuss and debate with your fellow detectives. Can you and your fellow detectives crack the mystery?

Food: 
~ Fish & Chips
~ Veggie Burger & Chips
~ Sausage & Chips
~ Beef and Onion pie & Chips

Murder Mystery Afternoon Tea

It’s election time in Smallbury where the incumbent Independent MP has reigned supreme for ten years.

The arrival of a challenger stirs up sediment in the community, and one character will be permanently voted out! Watch the events unfold before your eyes and hear what the suspects have to say before delightful afternoon tea is served, giving you chance to discuss and debate with your fellow detectives. Can you and your fellow detectives crack the mystery?

Food:

– Afternoon Tea; A selection of finger sandwiches; Meat, Fish, Cheese and Egg selection, accompanied by scones with clotted cream and jam, followed by a variety of mini cakes and sweet treats.
– Vegetarian Option; Meat sandwiches replaced with vegetarian sandwiches.

*Afternoon tea will be served per table and not individually plated per person.

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